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JerkDouglas started as a lorakeet salesman back in 1998, 20 years later he joined the Frito-lay freedom fighters, it was a great disappointment when he found out they were actually a medium sized group of donkeys dressed in chaps, he is now fully employed by himself to make this web comic.
I'm flying around at random to different conventions, punching people in the balls. If you see me let me know you see me and I'll punch you in the balls as well. It makes a great gift.